Monday, October 26, 2009

A Quick Note to Michael at Home Depot Customer Care

Michael,
We're very big fans of Home Depot.
We do almost all of our shopping there when it comes to stuff that might be found in a lumber yard or hardware store or whatever.  So, please take this as constructive criticism from demonstrably loyal customers...
Dude, dropping in on a blog like that is sort of big brotherish and kind of creepy.

Mind you, it's a public unrestricted blog, so I'm not complaining about the access or anything.  If I didn't want people we don't know seeing it I wouldn't be doing it this way, I'd do E-mail updates or something.

I assume you have Google Alerts setup to flag the phrase "Home Depot" on blogspot and other popular blog sites.   Or some equivalent of that.
So, while Kate and I both appreciate your congratulations on the impending birth of the baby, I hope you'll understand that I now have to tuck the phrase Home Depot in here at random over the next several months or years.  Sorry dude.
Mark
P.S.  Home Depot

2 comments:

  1. Home Depot, Home Depot, Home Depot
    Your methods are chillingly creepo
    In a blog meant for friends
    You have twisted its ends
    And are on a greased slope that is steep, oh!

    Now I don't need to shop at Home Depot any more. I appear to get enough wood just writing derisive limericks.

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  2. And Mark: Ha bloody ha!

    Home Depot.

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